"I'm sorry, what's the date today?"
-- Cheerleader sitting beside me on September 11th.
"kau dah 21.xyah lancap2 lg.sana free country.cari je partner.haha:-P.berkat bday kau manu mng. bagus2:-)"
-- You know who you are.
"Dan sebab ini lah maruah saya tercalar, sebab saya tahu dia akan masih ingat lagi warna, bentuk, pattern, brand dan SIZE coli yang saya TERtinggal dalam vannya selepas lawatan kami ke PD tempoh hari. Cis bedebah."
-- NJ telling the whole world what I had tried to keep secret. FWIW NJ, you don't need to know it to know they're respectable.
"I can't hook up with her. No way, she's my Pythagorian."
-- It's PLATONIC, you dumbass.
"Dulu masa kau tukar, masih senang lagi, so justified la aku gelakkan kau. Sekarang susah macam sial, so lain cerita."
-- Nik telling Shekha to not laugh at his decision to change majors.
"fuck...there are WAY too many Malays there."
-- Fariz on RIT's Raya celebrations.
"City-United wajib doh. Sembahyang Raya sunat je."
-- Danial (City 'Till I Die) Ariff
"Damn!"
-- Me, after seeing someone eat a quesadilla for lunch.
"DAMN!"
-- Me, after realizing it's not Puasa no more.
"Melayu suka (perempuan) muda."
-- Aunty Azidah
"In ten years you'll be 31, and financially stable. She'll be 18 by then. EIGHTEEN. Dah legal tuu!"
-- Kak Haniza speculating about me and someone's daughter.
"Ala, Akak dah malas dah nak melawa. In terms of looks, sekarang ni for his eyes only. Mata dia pulak bukannya cekap mana. Kalau pakai baju sama five days straight pun takpe. Tudung tukar la lain, brooch pun tukar. Dia dah anggap lain."
"haha ok at this point any phone is better than her phone"
-- Hafizah Omar on Dian's robust Nokia
"Dian, how can you actually misspell qwerty?"
"If Kanye stole the mic, can Taylor really be called Swift?"
-- Cheerleader sitting beside me on September 11th.
"kau dah 21.xyah lancap2 lg.sana free country.cari je partner.haha:-P.berkat bday kau manu mng. bagus2:-)"
-- You know who you are.
"Dan sebab ini lah maruah saya tercalar, sebab saya tahu dia akan masih ingat lagi warna, bentuk, pattern, brand dan SIZE coli yang saya TERtinggal dalam vannya selepas lawatan kami ke PD tempoh hari. Cis bedebah."
-- NJ telling the whole world what I had tried to keep secret. FWIW NJ, you don't need to know it to know they're respectable.
"I can't hook up with her. No way, she's my Pythagorian."
-- It's PLATONIC, you dumbass.
"Dulu masa kau tukar, masih senang lagi, so justified la aku gelakkan kau. Sekarang susah macam sial, so lain cerita."
-- Nik telling Shekha to not laugh at his decision to change majors.
"fuck...there are WAY too many Malays there."
-- Fariz on RIT's Raya celebrations.
"City-United wajib doh. Sembahyang Raya sunat je."
-- Danial (City 'Till I Die) Ariff
"Damn!"
-- Me, after seeing someone eat a quesadilla for lunch.
"DAMN!"
-- Me, after realizing it's not Puasa no more.
"Melayu suka (perempuan) muda."
-- Aunty Azidah
"In ten years you'll be 31, and financially stable. She'll be 18 by then. EIGHTEEN. Dah legal tuu!"
-- Kak Haniza speculating about me and someone's daughter.
"Ala, Akak dah malas dah nak melawa. In terms of looks, sekarang ni for his eyes only. Mata dia pulak bukannya cekap mana. Kalau pakai baju sama five days straight pun takpe. Tudung tukar la lain, brooch pun tukar. Dia dah anggap lain."
"haha ok at this point any phone is better than her phone"
-- Hafizah Omar on Dian's robust Nokia
"Dian, how can you actually misspell qwerty?"
"If Kanye stole the mic, can Taylor really be called Swift?"
