"Statisticians--we may be dull, but we have our moments."If you don't get it, don't sweat it. 'Moments' has another statistic-related meaning to it. But still, all that waiting, and just that? One year on in my involvement in statistics and I have these two gems to cherish:
Before class
Guy 1: Aw, man I love her, she's awesome. And she's a great professor--that's why we have to go to class early.
Guy 2: No, you just want to go early because you enjoy the boner you get.
Guy 1: Hey, I pay a lot to go to school here. Might as well make the best out of it. But yeah, I wanna savor the--how long is class again?--80 minute erection hahaha. Remember last week, she wore those pants?
Guy 2: Holy shit. You don't wear pants that tight in a class of twenty-something-year-olds and not expect people to notice.
Guy 1: I don't care, man. I'm loving it. Oh, those arms...when she flexes them! I'd let her do anything to me with those arms! She's just ridiculously hot for her age.
Guy 2: You know, I should record everything you're saying now and just play it when we take the final. I'd pay to see her reaction.
Guy 1: She'd probably like it. She's that cool.
Guy 2: I'd say 50-50 on her either failing you or giving you an A on the spot.
Guy 1: She'll give me an A, for sure!
Guy 2: That sure, huh? Wanna do a t-test?
Guy 1: Hell, yes!
Guy 2: Wait, R or gretl?
Both: R!
Guy 1: Jesus, the stakes are getting high, isn't it?
Guy 2: 5% alpha?
Guy 1: Double or nothing 1% alpha!
Guy 2: We should probably just record this conversation and play it during the final instead.
Library (studying for an exam)
Guy 1: Hey, did you know that the expected value of errors equals zero assumption can be violated?
Guy 2: Sure. I just pull down my pants and violate it like this.
*Guy 2 dry humps lecture notes*
Guy 1: You bastard. Now every time I think of this assumption violation...
Guy 2: You know what? The assumption should have EXPECTED it. Badum-pish!
