Soal Jawab Bersama Izati Ikram

Imi: kau tgh buat apa?
Shazwan: nothing much
Shazwan: kenapa, imi?
Shazwan: boleh saya bantu?
Imi: i saja je nak ask few questions
Shazwan: silakan
Imi: but u have to not do anything else, cooperate fully
Imi: boleh?
Imi: its actually really good.
Shazwan: not my fault kalau aku tetiba daydream but yeah boleh je
Imi: ok u have to give me the first thing that comes to mind ok
Imi: i trust u to not cheat
Shazwan: ya baiklah
Imi: ok
Shazwan: ha
Imi: so imagine yourself walking to this satu cahaya ni
Imi: mcm nmpk distant and all
Imi: you're heading towards it now
Shazwan: kau mimpi eh
Imi: whats your surrounding like?
Imi: concentrate!!
Imi: whats your surrounding like?
Imi: is it scary? seronok? environment mcm mana
Shazwan: on one side, nothing
Shazwan: the other side, mcm pantai
Imi: how do u feel?
Shazwan: i wont say scary, tapi terkejut sbb sorg2
Shazwan: lonely
Imi: i see
Imi: ok ok
Shazwan: tapi sangat tertarik dengan cahaya tu
Imi: so you're walking at this pantai one side and nothing the other
Imi: and you're still heading towards the light
Shazwan: no bukan one side
Shazwan: its like
Shazwan: its all a beach
Shazwan: tapi bila i blink
Shazwan: tetiba jadik lantai putih
Imi: hmmm ok2
Imi: ok2
Imi: so you're heading to this light
Imi: how about do u move forward (assume i didnt say you were walking)
Imi: running, walking, merangkak ke etc
Shazwan: jalan slow2
Shazwan: perhati surroundings
Shazwan: tryingto make out what, why, when
Shazwan: then lama2
Shazwan: laju sket
Imi: but you're concentrating to the light
Imi: remember that
Imi: focus you is the light
Shazwan: when i focus on the light, yes makin laju
Imi: ok2 good
Imi: ok
Imi: then you move forward lagi
Imi: berjalan dgn laju
Imi: suddenly you jumpa flower/bunga
Imi: describe mcm mana rupa dia
Shazwan: yellow
Shazwan: and black
Shazwan: tgh2 dia where the bees will hinggap its hijau2
Imi: is it lawa/harum etc
Imi: the appeal
Shazwan: bau takde
Shazwan: bunyi pun takde (the whole thing, not just bunga)
Imi: ok
Shazwan: nampak lawa
Imi: ok ok
Shazwan: sbb its so empty then tetiba ada bunga
Imi: would you pick it up and bring the bunga with you in your journey?
Shazwan: entah
Shazwan: takut doh dgn lebah tu
Imi: so not significant la?
Shazwan: its significant in that it tells me im on the right path
Imi: but would you pick it up
Shazwan: (dalam gila jwpn aku)
Imi: tak payah pikir complex sgt shazwan
Imi: hehe
Shazwan: i'd just go up close and take a look at it
Imi: ok
Imi: so u tinggalkan the bunga
Imi: and you move forward lagi
Shazwan: haah
Imi: laju and laju
Imi: and then suddenly
Imi: u jumpa pasu bunga pulak
Imi: how would u describe the pasu
Shazwan: pasu biasa
Imi: does it look expensive? murah? lawa? besar?
Shazwan: yg ada 3 lubang kat bawah
Imi: the typical pasu?
Shazwan: yes
Shazwan: kecik je
Imi: i see
Imi: would u bring it with you?
Shazwan: (kalau jwpn tu describes penis size, aku nak tukar jadi tempayan pls)
Imi: jgn pikir mcm tu
Imi: u have to answer without thinking the implication whatsoever
Imi: so that's the first jawapan kau, i dont care. hehe
Imi: would u bring it with you in your journey to the light?
Shazwan: no
Shazwan: aku belek2 je and blah
Imi: i seeee
Imi: okay okay
Imi: so u left the pasu bunga there
Imi: and move forward laju2
Imi: and then suddenly
Imi: jumpa la tasik/sungai/tempat berair
Imi: describe how the environment is
Shazwan: sungai
Imi: and what would you do the first moment you set eyes on the place
Shazwan: byk rumput
Shazwan: banyak batu
Shazwan: ada pohon renek
Shazwan: aku pergi basuh muka
Imi: ok
Imi: how do you feel?
Imi: when seeing the place
Shazwan: sangat happy
Shazwan: macam nak skip ard and throw flowers all over the place
Imi: i see
Imi: okay2
Imi: meriah2
Imi: ok and then u leave the wonderful place behind...
Imi: pastu jalan2 lagi
Imi: dah nak sampai this light that uve been focusing on
Imi: rupa2nya
Imi: after u dah lepas the light, it's your house, apa perasaan u
Imi: nice/not nice/exciting etc
Shazwan: kecewa sikit
Shazwan: tapi lepas tu happy la sbb its home
Shazwan: not HAPPY happy
Shazwan: but yknow how theres no plc like homw
Imi: okay
Imi: so you're in front of your home
Imi: your own home tau. bukan mcm your parents punya ke apa ke
Shazwan: ha ok
Imi: how's the gate like?
Shazwan: hitam and plain
Imi: is it tall?
Shazwan: and ada like kayu on it
Shazwan: not overly tall
Imi: medium?
Shazwan: just as tall as a person
Imi: kira average la?
Imi: i see
Imi: is it locked?
Shazwan: ada remote control la!
Imi: i see. automatic
Shazwan: apa kelas gate besar2 kena bukak sdiri
Imi: okay2
Imi: ok so you passed your gate
Imi: how do you get to the door? is it like straight on je ke? on the right/left ke? naik turun bukit ke? how is it like?
Imi: ke kena pass any fountain ke
Shazwan: driveway biasa
Shazwan: straight ahead pintu masuk
Imi: driveway tu tak jauh la? ke jauh?
Shazwan: dekat je
Imi: mcm biasa je la?
Shazwan: like 3 cars bk to bk
Imi: i see okay2
Shazwan: mcm kau punya kat kajang
Imi: ok so you're in front of your front door
Shazwan: pintu kayu
Imi: describe the style and type of the KNOB
Shazwan: jenis yg solid
Shazwan: bukan hollow
Shazwan: its the lever type
Imi: stylish ke?
Shazwan: besi no less
Shazwan: minimalist design
Imi: ade ukir? besi biasa je ke
Imi: i see
Shazwan: tanak fancy2
Imi: i see
Imi: okay2 good
Imi: so u dah bukak dah pintu depan rumah u ni
Imi: bukak2 u jumpa monster!
Imi: adakah monster ini scary atau tidak
Shazwan: wtf is your problem
Imi: rupa dia mcm mana
Shazwan: tak dia comel mcm cookie monster
Shazwan: nampak palat gila
Shazwan: selekeh
Shazwan: tapi sebenarnya sgt baik dan budiman
Imi: i see
Imi: so what do u think of the monster ni
Imi: u like or dislike ke apa
Imi: takut ke
Shazwan: suka la
Imi: suka ke
Imi: suka la?
Imi: ok2
Imi: so u said to this comel monster
Imi: what are u doing in my house?
Imi: the monster said, when u were out, i took care of the house tauuuu..
Imi: what's your reaction? what would u do afterwards?
Shazwan: belai dia dgn indah
Shazwan: ckp thanks
Imi: would u keep it? treat it?
Shazwan: of course
Imi: or send it away ke apa ke
Imi: so it'll stay with you
Imi: ?
Shazwan: kalau dia takde tempat lain
Shazwan: okla
Imi: i see
Imi: okay
Imi: thats the endd
Imi: u wanna know what's the meaning of all the questions?
Shazwan: apa?
Shazwan: mesti lgsg takde
Imi: ada
Imi: the light is actually your marriage
Imi: the 1st question was environment tu kan
Imi: thats how u feel about getting married
Imi: the flower is your first love
Imi: thats your impression on your first love, and since you tak take it with you, then you're not
Imi: the pasu is, harta barang orang.
Imi: kononnya, jodoh u tu mula2 orang punya, tapi since u tak amik, then maknanya jodoh u bukan la orang punyaaa
Imi: and then after that apa ek?
Imi: oowh sungai
Shazwan: tak paham jodoh part
Imi: that's the feeling of your first night
Imi: pasu part
Shazwan: mula2 org punya
Imi: ?
Shazwan: i tak amek
Imi: so that means u tak merampas la
Imi: let's say u take the pasu, that means u merampas milik orang lain
Shazwan: oh so my jodoh isn't someone else's la?
Shazwan: duhh what kind of an asshole steals someone else's
Imi: meaning, masa u meet your jodoh
Imi: was she someone else's when u knew her etc
Imi: i took the pasu. :D if it implies on syidin then its true :D
Imi: anyway
Imi: back to your sungai
Imi: thats the feeling of your first night
Shazwan: what did i say?
Shazwan: oh
Imi: (kawan aku jawab dia jumpa tasik, dia hisap rokok dulu sblm terjun)
Shazwan: ceria sampai campak2 bunga
Imi: haha
Imi: yup2
Imi: ok lepas tu u jumpa the light and u find out its just a house
Imi: thats the feeling WHEN ure getting married
Imi: mcm u said, best, so expectations are met
Imi: some ppl say like, cheh rumah jeeeee.
Imi: meaning to say mcm they think marriage would be much greater la kononnya
Imi: pastu your gate is your privacy of your marriage
Imi: if it's high, high privacy, yours is medium so i guess ok la kut?
Imi: automatic lagi tu
Imi: (kawan i takda gate ok)
Shazwan: kau tak faham perasaan aku
Shazwan: gate kau manual
Imi: whatever
Imi: gate aku tak manual ok
Imi: anywayyyyy
Shazwan: kat kajang?
Shazwan: manual
Shazwan: jgn nak tipu
Imi: no its not
Imi: yaAllah
Shazwan: hmm
Imi: pernah ke nmpk aku keluar rumah bukakkan gate utk kau
Shazwan: thats what i remember
Imi: takda kerja aku
Imi: anyway
Imi: jgn divert pls
Imi: how to get to your front door implies on something mcm how ppl can see how your marriage is la lebih kurang
Imi: even though ada privacy and all that, but where the front door is implies on whether ure predictable or not
Imi: something like that
Imi: (ada my friend ni sampai kena naik bukit pusing2 mcm rumah dracula, dia kata)
Imi: haha
Shazwan: so aku ni predictable la?
Imi: but yea, mine is to the right skekk je
Imi: yea la kut
Shazwan: tu sbb mcm rumah kajang kau
Imi: sbb mcm depan2
Imi: tula
Imi: dah tu aku pikir how my house will be
Imi: anyway
Shazwan: monster tu bini bila dah tua?
Imi: pastu the door knob implies on your tahap 'materialistic' in ur marriage
Shazwan: oh door knob
Shazwan: lupa
Imi: ada orang pilih crystal, gold, sungguh materialistic
Imi: but since urs is just biasa2 je, then it'll be simple
Shazwan: kau sure pilih gold 24k kan
Imi: aku pilih silver :D
Imi: ok pastu the monster is actually your mak mentua
Shazwan: cis
Shazwan: apsal mak mentua
Imi: why shes a monster is because mcm 'orang asing' dlm your house
Shazwan: i see
Imi: your parents would be asing to you, your siblings wont be, so the most popular non-close family would be your mak mentua
Imi: parents wouldnt, sorry
Imi: so the impression u have on the monster is the same as to your mak mentua
Imi: comel mak mentua kau kan
Imi: selekeh plak tu
Imi: :D
Imi: lepas tu u said you'll say thanks, treat her, and let her stay with u
Shazwan: cis
Imi: bagus
Imi: :D
Imi: but yea, these are questions from fazilah kamsah. and majority mmg true
Imi: my friend pernah tanya his newlywed friends
Imi: mmg everyone knows how they're like, how he's a bit uninterested to her
Imi: sebelum kahwin ada main dua etc
Imi: so both bunga and pasu dia kutip skali dgn dia
Imi: rumah takda gate, pintu depan2
Imi: nak ke light, merangkak2
Imi: jumpa light ckp e'elehhhh
Imi: stuff like that la
Imi: but up to you to believe it or not. it may just be to reflect how u are ke apa ke. so far jawapan anda semua ok
Imi: hehe
Imi: kawan aku kata monster tu banyak tanduk, banyak mata, banyak gigi semua tajam2
Imi: pastu scary gila
Imi: pastu bila dia ckp dia jaga rumah, he said 'i dont fucking care! get out of my house!'
Imi: hahaha
Imi: ada kawan aku lagi sorang kata nak go mandi bogel dalam tasik
Shazwan: i bet tua nanti dia adore gila inlaw dia
Imi: haha tula
Imi: all kinds of answer yg aku tak expect langsung la
Shazwan: dah berapa byk org kau tanya?
Shazwan: and apa motif kau tanya semua org?
Imi: a few la jugak. belas2
Shazwan: sibuk gila hal org lain
Imi: saja, for funnnn
Imi: mcm la kau dah kahwin
Imi: mcm la kalau kau kawin next year pun i wont remember la all this
Imi: i dont even remember all my answers
Shazwan: bongok gila
Imi: so aku takdala nak ingat jawapan smorang
Imi: takde keje aku
Imi: my brain needs space for other stuff. not for ppl's marriage
Shazwan: hmm\
Shazwan: so its just marriage and perception of in law la?
Imi: yeap2
Shazwan: initially aku ingat kau mimpi kau kejar cahaya
Imi: what the heck
Imi: aku kurang mimpir pelik2 skrg
Imi: byk mimpi scary2 je
Shazwan: kau tetiba dtg tanya aku "ok you're chasing a light"
Shazwan: aku lagi patut tanya wtf
Imi: hahahahhhahaha
Imi: i know, agak random